I worked for a company that had a very obnoxious sales manager that would stumble into the office at 8:05am mumbling, "coffee. coffee." Then she would get her coffee, clutch the mug with both hands, and then all would be right with the world.
Since I got there early, I made the coffee, but I would make decaf and hide the packaging in my office trash can. She never knew.
Part two - whenever there were doughnuts or bagels, she would make a huge production about only getting half a doughnut or half a bagel.
By 10am there were five halves in the box...
